trying to make a situation better and accidentally making it a worse
*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school
Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually
shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl
shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg
shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in a happy, friendly tone.
Shout out to Guinea Pigs which are neither pigs nor from Guinea.
I hate it so frickin much when the internet is so slow that it won’t load the pictures and I can just reblog text posts buT WHAT IF I MISS SOMETHING IMPORTANT